Jan 1st 2017 Happy New Year

Happy New Year

Join the revolution and fight against resolutions
Its a pain to promise yourself those things when you are merry,
You will probably fail to start that instant dieting lark
cos there's still that last bit of cake and some dry sherry.

Got a bad belly and flu like lurgy, from 20 types of turkey
and those sprouts that make you blow, like a brass band.
So making no resolutions to eat less and check ablutions
sod targets weight that BMI charts demand.

Do not join a gym or health club, at £20 a month
, with that £240 go buy a bike.
Or get some fancy boots and go relive your youth
And take yourself on regular country hikes.

Stop smoking if you can and stop eating fast food scran
Cos that needs no resolutions to make you healthy
Cos the money you will save, you can buy it fresh, well made
and the extra cash will make you a bit more wealthy.

Happy New year you lot and all your friends and foe
Tis the start of another wander around the sun
The world will be the same and we will all come and go
So make 2-0-1-7 one giant barrel of fun..
..


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